Monday, August 27, 2007
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LOL, today, school was as usual, BORINGGGGGG.
I had chinese oral, and it wasn't that scary after all.
LOL, Yu Xiao Qin was so nice to me. (:
After i finished, she said, " Wo zhi dao ni hen nu li."
LOL, so unlike of her lah, anyway, i really tried very hard.
During DNT, we had to do this plastic mould thing, and it got onto Uma and my hands.
WTH, we spent 15 to 20 minutes in the toilet, but the plastic thing wouldn't come out of our hands.
When we went back to class, everyone was already dismissed.
After school, Phobe and i went to the salon to do Phoebe's hair.
After the haircut, Phoebe kind of regretted, but it will grow lah. (:
So, we went back to Bishan, then home.
Phoebe sent me some recordings of her friend's friend.
Let's name that person A.
A pranked called the locksmith and said, " My friend said that you could unlock anything."
The locksmith replied, " Ya."
A said, " Can you unlock the door to my heart?"
The locksmith was like," The door ah?"
A said, " Yes, the door, it has been locked for a very long time."
The locksmith said, "What door?, main door?"
A said, " It has been locked for a very long time, i'm damn sad, i need someone to love, i need you."
The locksmith said," To unlock the room door or main door?"
A said, " My heart."
Locksmith said, " What door?"
A said, " My heart."
Locksmith said, " Your What? Your house?"
A said, " My heart darling, it's locked."
Locksmith said, " Unlock your what?"
A said," MY HEART!"
Locksmith, " What's that?"
A said, " I LOVE YOU."
Locksmith said," Hello?"
A said, "Yes?"
Locksmith said, " Unlock what door?."
A said, " MY HEART."
Locksmith said, " I really can't understand what you're talking about."
A said, " Can you unlock the door to my heart?"
Locksmith said, " Your heart?"
A said, " Yes."
Locksmith said, " It's locked?"
A said, Yes."
Locksmith said, " Your heart?"
A said, " YES!"
Locksmith said, " HUH?"
A said, "YES'!"
(silence for a moment)
A said, " Hello?"
Locksmith said, " Yes?"
A said, " So can you unlock the door to my heart?"
Locksmith said, " We only unlock locks. We don't unlock your heart."
A said, " So you can't unlock my heart?"
Locksmith said, " Yes, why?"
A said, " Because i like you, i have feelings for you."
Locksmith said, " What's wrong with you?"
Then the story goes on.
LOLOL, super hilarious lah.
The next call was to the Singapore Asia Publication.
Person said, " Yes?"
A said, This one is the POA 10 year series publisher izit?"
Person said, " This is Singapore Asia Publication."
A said, " Oh, cos my son ah, he do the 5 year series, then ah he go school, got exam, do the same thing, then answers all wrong leh."
Person said, " Huh?"
A said, That means your answers all wrong lah."
Person said, " Answers? which subject?"
A said," Principal of Accounts."
Person said, Oh, POA ah?"
A said, " Yaya."
Person said, " You got the 5 year series one ah?"
A said, " Ya, the 5 year series one. My son go school do exam then agar agar do the same one, then he get all wrong leh."
Person said, " All wrong?, not possible what."
A said, " Serious serious, you check."
Person said, " Did you see his paper?"
A said, " Huh?"
Person said, " Did you see his paper?"
A said, " WHAT?"
Person said, " Did you see his paper?"
A said, " No."
Person said, " Then you must go and check which are the questions that are wrong lor."
A said, " The paper question 5a part one i think lah, he tell me one."
Person said, " You have to let me know the questions so that i can ask the person in charge to check."
A said, " Now what time ah?"
Person said, " 2.30, do you want to leave your contact number so that i can get back to you?"
A said, " Nevermind lah, i 3.30 call you back."
Person said, " Sure, no problem. (giggling).
A said, " (laughing sarcastically) Okay, I LOVE YOU."
WTH, you should hear it man. (:
This was the only thing today that cheered me up, thanks Phoebe! :D
Tomorrow after school, i'm gonna go out with Cheryl and Jeslyn.
It has been a long time man.
:D, anyway, that's about all.
Photos on the next post.
GTG!
SHERILYN.